Election Manifesto Now Includes ‘We Will Try Our Best’ Section

Political parties have introduced a new category in their manifestos: “We’ll Try, But No Promises.”

It includes realistic goals like:

• Fix traffic “emotionally”
• Reduce inflation “spiritually”
• Create jobs “in PowerPoint”

Voters are reportedly confused. One said,
“At least earlier they lied confidently. Now they’re being honest — this is unsettling.”