In the latest episode of Mann Ki Baat, citizens were encouraged to listen carefully as the Prime Minister spoke passionately about everything—except their actual problems.

Listeners reported feeling “deeply heard emotionally,” though no one could recall submitting any questions.

Government sources clarified that listening to citizens is a “long-term vision project,” currently in the conceptual stage along with several other concepts.

Meanwhile, a beta version of “Aap Ki Baat” is being tested internally, but insiders say it keeps crashing whenever real issues are mentioned.