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This is satire.
Not news. Not facts. Not something you should quote in a serious argument unless you enjoy losing that argument.
Everything here is written for entertainment. It is exaggerated, twisted, and occasionally too close to reality for comfort. That’s the point.
You’re free to read, share, and send it to friends. In fact, please do. That’s how this works.
What you shouldn’t do is copy the content and pretend you wrote it. That’s not satire. That’s just lazy.
If you interact with us — comments, messages, whatever — just be normal. Disagree if you want. Be sarcastic if you must. Just don’t be unnecessarily unpleasant.
We may link to other websites. If you go there and something weird happens, that’s between you and them.
Also, if you get offended, misunderstand something, or take satire literally and regret it later — we’re not responsible for that. This site assumes a basic level of common sense. We know that’s a bold assumption.
These terms can change anytime. Not because we enjoy it, but because everything online eventually does.
Use the site for what it is: entertainment, perspective, and maybe a slightly better understanding of how absurd things already are.
