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Every Political Party In India Is Now Trying To Either Claim The Cockroach, Condemn The Cockroach, Or Pretend The Cockroach Does Not Exist. A Complete Guide To India's Political Zoo Responding To Its Newest Member.

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 11 of 12 How every Indian political party is handling the CJP: BJP (deny, deflect, IT cell), Congress (late arrival wit...

May 30, 2026

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The CJP Manifesto Has Named Mukesh Ambani And Gautam Adani Specifically. Both Of Them Own Media Channels. None Of Those Channels Have Led With "Party Wants To Cancel Our Licences" As A Headline. This Is Called Editorial Judgement.

CJP Series 🪳 Part 8 of 12 The Ambani-Adani media empire: Network18 (40+ channels, Reliance/Ambani), NDTV (acquired by Adani Group 2022), ma...

May 29, 2026

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The BJP IT Cell Has Been Working 22 Hours A Day To Counter The CJP. In This Time The CJP Has Added 8 Million More Followers. The IT Cell Would Like A Meeting To Discuss Strategy. The Cockroach Is Not Available For A Meeting.

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 7 of 12 The BJP's digital war room versus a satirical insect party: the most unequal, most entertaining, most revea...

May 28, 2026

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India's Television News Channels Have Covered The Cockroach Janta Party With The Specific Energy Of People Who Are Very Interested In A Story That Is About Them And Are Trying Very Hard Not To Mention That It Is About Them

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 6 of 12 The Ambani-Adani media channels covering a party that wants to cancel Ambani-Adani media licences: the most awk...

May 27, 2026

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Meet Abhijeet Dipke: 30 Years Old, Boston University Student, Former AAP Worker, Currently Leading India's Fastest-Growing Political Movement From A Time Zone That Is 10.5 Hours Behind The Country He Is Leading It In

   CJP Series 🪳 Part 5 of 12 The CJP founder: a public relations graduate student, political communications strategist, Gen Z avatar, man o...

May 26, 2026

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Mahua Moitra Has Joined The Cockroach Janta Party. The Congress Party Has Reacted To This With The Specific Expression Of A Person Who Arrived Late To A Party That Already Has 19 Million Attendees And Is Now Trying To Find The Most Visible Spot Near The Entrance.

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 4 of 12 Opposition parties and the CJP: Mahua Moitra (TMC) signed up. Kirti Azad signed up. Congress is watching carefu...

May 25, 2026

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The BJP Has Not Officially Responded To The Cockroach Janta Party, Which Is Either Strategic Silence Or The Political Equivalent Of Pretending You Don't See The Cockroach On The Kitchen Counter Hoping It Goes Away, Which It Never Does

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 3 of 12 The Bharatiya Janata Party — world's largest political party by membership, 303 seats in the 2024 Lok Sabha...

May 24, 2026

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The Cockroach Janta Party Is Six Days Old. It Has 19 Million Followers, 350,000 Members, One Withheld X Account, Zero Registered Candidates, No Office, No Budget, A Founder In Boston, And The Undivided Attention Of Every Political Party In India. This Is Either The Beginning Of Something Or The Most Viral Moment Of 2026. India Will Decide.

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 12 of 12 The CJP at six days old: what it has achieved, what it hasn't, what it needs to survive, what kills online...

May 24, 2026

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The Cockroach Janta Party Has Released A Manifesto. The Manifesto Is More Specific Than The Last Three BJP Manifestos Combined. This Is Either Extremely Good Or Extremely Easy To Beat, Depending On Whether You Are A Voter Or A BJP Strategist.

  CJP Series 🪳 Part 2 of 12 CJP's manifesto: cancel all Ambani-Adani media licences, independent press, address unemployment, clean gov...

May 23, 2026

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The CJP Is Considering Fielding A Candidate In Bihar's Bankipur By-Election. Bankipur Has Never Had A Cockroach Candidate Before. Bankipur Is About To Have An Interesting Election.

CJP Series 🪳 Part 10 of 12 The Bankipur Assembly constituency by-election: the CJP's first potential real-world electoral test. One sea...

May 23, 2026

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The CJP's X (Twitter) Account Has Been Withheld In India On A Legal Demand. The CJP Now Has More Instagram Followers Than It Had Before The Withholding. The Streisand Effect Is Working Perfectly As Documented.

CJP Series 🪳 Part 2 of 12 On May 21, 2026, the CJP's official X account was withheld in India "in response to a legal demand....

May 23, 2026