The government has streamlined grievance redressal by linking it directly to social media trends.

A problem now requires:

  • Minimum 50,000 tweets
  • 3 hashtags
  • 1 celebrity outrage

Officials confirmed that issues not trending will be considered “emotionally resolved.”

A senior bureaucrat explained, “Earlier we had files. Now we have virality. If your problem doesn’t trend, is it even real?” Citizens are now hiring meme pages to escalate complaints.